
“Everybody dances to their own boom boom. I can pick stuff up with my toes, like, not just socks & crap like that, but big things; ketchup bottles, ashtrays, ipods. It’s a less useful skill than you think. I’m distantly related to a 17th century French aristocrat called Cecille. She was beheaded during the French revolution. Her eyes carried on blinking for 14 seconds after her head was severed from her neck.”
Expectation:
Reality:Laughed way too hard at this.