Pandora: You think your mom and funny bid have been, you know … making monkey?
Effy: Yes Pandora, they’ve been making monkey.
Pandora: Wow, surfed and turfed.
Effy: Yep.
Pandora: Eff. Eff, don’t cry. Does this mean you’re not comming to my pajama party?
Effy: I’m not crying.
Pandora: Right, but my party?
Effy: Sure, why not? Lets get totally, totally fucked.
Pandora: Yeah, uh that’s the thing. My mom’s going to be there and we’re going to put on pajamas and play twister. It’s brilliant fun, more fun than getting fucked, probably. And then you’re all going to tell me how to do it with Thomas, ‘cause basically I ain’t got a clue.
Effy: Pandora, why are we friends? Do you ever wonder?
Pandora: Well that’s super easy. You’re my pal cause you’re the coolest ever. And i’m yours ‘cause i’ll totally do anything you say, and none of your boyfriends ever want to surf me ‘cause i’m useless.
Effy: That’s it?
Pandora: Yeah.